i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
I don’t know what it is, but I want to touch it.
I think it’s bubbles
It’s rainbow soap foam that someone made for their autistic child’s sensory playtime.
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
GIF FOR EVERYTHING
when will the oversexualization of women’s costumes end
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day