I guess you could say he’s a baked potato.
i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same
If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
WHAT THE HELLLL… IT GOES BLAAAAAHHH WHEN IT GETS ITS TAIL PULLED
*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me
Reblog this! People need to know and protect their Tumblr, my friend clicked this and it doesn’t let her on Tumblr anymore!
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.