happy. free. confused. lonley.
self-importantanglerfish:

I guess you could say he’s a baked potato.

self-importantanglerfish:

I guess you could say he’s a baked potato.

isuclahey:

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

myheartbeatsforhummus:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


O.O

myheartbeatsforhummus:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

O.O

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

lost-moonlight:

WHAT THE HELLLL… IT GOES BLAAAAAHHH WHEN IT GETS ITS TAIL PULLED

lost-moonlight:

WHAT THE HELLLL… IT GOES BLAAAAAHHH WHEN IT GETS ITS TAIL PULLED

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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rankinqs:


Reblog this! People need to know and protect their Tumblr, my friend clicked this and it doesn’t let her on Tumblr anymore! 

rankinqs:

Reblog this! People need to know and protect their Tumblr, my friend clicked this and it doesn’t let her on Tumblr anymore! 

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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