crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you
walking into the wrong class
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes