i don’t mind being alone, i just hate feeling alone

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

ohmygogapplejuice:

sometimes i sing to myself and pretend im a disney princess them someone walks in and im like

starllex:

one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i just couldnt focus anymore throughout the whole day because i saw it. all i could think about was bra strap. i went to a restauraunt and they asked what i wanted and the only words that came out of my were were “bra…

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

daftpnk:

the inside of my school smells like fake dreams

Where our current Monarch is a Bond Girl..  

And our future Monarchs are wizards…

Enjoy your stay.

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”